RAW(view)

I suck at this, sorry. I will be back on track this week.

RAW is live from Baltimore tonight with our host being Verne Troyer.

RAW opens with JeriShow coming down and talking about being the most dominant tag-team in history, they talk about their accolades.... Chris Jericho reminds us all he was the first Undisputed Champion over eight years ago. DX eventually comes down and they set up Jericho v. HHH for later in the show where the loser faces the winners team next week in a handicap match.

Verne Troyer.... later....

There was a Divas match, Maryse is still back.

Sheamus is out cutting a promo on Cena. It appears he has a lisp and is wicked Irish the unintentional humor scale was through the roof.... Then Santino comes out, intentional humor goes through the roof. The sad part is you have to know how this ends, Sheamus demolishes Santino in what never even began as a match.

Verne ignores Jericho backstage and we are told he'll be live when we come back.

Troyer is live and he hypes WWE and talks about the fun he had at Summer Slam. The proceeds to badmouth the Miz which brings him out, Miz cuts some old Austin Power references (good to know WWE is on the cutting edge of pop culture). Right before Miz is gonna attack ole Mini-Me, Mark Henry is out to make the save. This sets up a match between the two for later in the night.

Next match is Kofi v. Orton
Cody jumps Kofi when he is making his entrance. He insists on the match taking place, Orton's music hits. At this point Dibiase attacks Kofi as well before being tossed just like Cody was previously. Orton finally makes his way to the ring in what is a painfully short match that does nothing but give Orton a win over Kofi finally.

Back, and John Cena is in the ring and he is angry. After a small rant he proclaims he wants Sheamus for the title tonight and he won't wait for two weeks. This brings out.... Carlito(???). Carlito cuts a badass promo about how the guys in the back are so sick of him and his way he is the corporate face. Surprisingly he got a lot of cheers from the crowd. Sadly, this can only end one way, Cena beat the hell out of Carlito, Sheamus came out then backed away as Cena looked all scary.

In what was only our second official match of the night. Mark Henry beat the Miz after a very awkward rapping segment with MVP and Henry.

Final match of the night saw Jericho and HHH wrestle with the stipulation mentioned earlier. HBK and Show are on commentary match breaks down about five minutes in and Big Show delivers the knockout punch to HHH while the ref is distracted, while the ref is ejecting Big Show from ringside HBK superkicks Jericho. End of the match comes with HHH rolling up Jericho. Next week it is DX v. Jericho in a handicap match.

After last week I shouldn't be surprised, this is easily the worst show since I started the blog. Next week is going into a PPV so hopefully it'll be better.

Suss